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The New Shows From ABCBS-UPNBCFox!
By Frank Lovece
CBS wants to buy UPN. Fox produces shows for the WB whose parent, Warner Bros., produces shows for Fox, NBC and ABC. And ABC's owner, Disney, produces shows for just about everybody. Where, oh, where, will it end??!! Maybe with new shows like these....
Touched by Charlie's Angels: Troubled souls find their faith restored by encounters with three heavenly messengers who look great in bikinis.
The Wild Wild West Wing: Martin Sheen stars as an American president/secret agent who foils terrorists in the old West, with the help of his loyal staff.
Partridge Family Law: Laurie (Susan Dey), who dreams of becoming an L.A. lawyer, hones her legal skills helping her family settle musical disputes.
Malcolm & Eddie in the Middle: Two young black entrepreneurs try to run a nightclub, but are continually frustrated by their moms.
Will & Grace Under Fire: Factory worker Grace and her gay best friend Will face comic travails against bigots and religious fanatics in their blue-collar town. Special pilot guest: Dr. Laura Schlessinger!
Everybody Loves Becker:Ted Danson stars as a grouchy, insulting doctor who's continually frustrated by people who still like him from his days as a bartender.
Martial Law & Order: Moody, two-segment series in which the district attorneys of the second half prosecute the high-kicking, suspect-beating police detectives of the first.
Buffy, Texas Ranger: A teenage girl becomes the Chosen One to saddle up and fight vampires with the Lone Star State's elite.
ER Blue: The doctors and nurses of a New York City emergency room treat shooting victims, alcoholic police detectives and Andy Sipowicz's bare butt.
M*A*S*H Bridges: A wisecracking, street-smart doctor and his family-man partner enjoy wacky hijinks as they solve crimes in war-torn Korea.
The Rockford X-Files: A rumpled L.A. private eye with a trailer on the beach and a worn-out Camaro keeps having to investigate businessmen who murder aliens for the insurance money.
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